morice: songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics
aldcperfection: When 6th graders complain about how hard school is
airoehead: yifflord: would you rather date a person in their “RAWR :3 XD LOLOLOL TROLLED!!! .3.” phase or drop raw onions in your eyes?
amerryleetlechristmas: ok i’ve drank like 3 bottles of this “no more tears” shampoo but it still hasn’t worked you know it’s tears like ‘third degree vaginal tears’ not like.. ‘crying’ tears. god the English language is a load of crap also, you may die from drinking that shit
why do you need to work to make a living when living life is free?
falling-in-love-with-fandoms: tardismyoldgirl: i wonder if the reason that “sunshine, daisies, buttermellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow” didn’t work is because Scabbers was actually human… this made me look away from the computer and reconsider my entire existence
Britain: Excuse Me
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
Australia: Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo
Romania: Dă-te mai așa
has song about feminism has song about gay rights has song about consumerism has songs about drug abuse and alcoholism has song about white privilege in all of them, he speaks realistically about subject and includes his personal experience fucking song about thrift shopping gets popular